So my wife is the new music director at out church. She enjoys the job, but sometimes finds it challenging to find competent musicians. Last week she had a professional pianist play with her worship team.
Later at lunch I told her I really liked the new pianist. Ethan waits for a lull in the whole restaurant and says very loud, “Mommy why does daddy like that man’s penis.”
Anyone want to adopt a slightly used redheaded child?