Inappropriate


I was just looking through my last few posts. Depressing stuff for sure. But lest I leave the wrong impression, I am generally a happy person. My coping mechanism for the stress of life?…inappropriate humor.

One of my favorite lyrics is from the Bare Naked Ladies. The line is: “Ever laugh at a funeral? Can’t understand what I mean? Well you soon will.”

Here is a terrible limerick I wrote in Jr. High…I know…It sucks…but it *was* Jr. High after-all.

There once was a woman named Garnette
Who when pills did not work, she said, “Darn it.”
She poured on some gas
and burned off her ass.
And now there is grass over Garnette

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By Ben Posted in Life

3 comments on “Inappropriate

  1. not fair… can only vote for one… would have also put “Eating as much as I can lift”, but the gastric bypass surgery fixed that issue. Now I can only eat as much as I can lift with one finger. πŸ˜›

  2. Humor is my way to go. I tend to find innappropriate comments to say during many situations. Thankfully, I still have a filter over my mouth. I typically can control it. I just lean over and tell my wife who then can’t stop laughing. Truth be told they probably are sympathy laughs. I can’t imagine she finds my humor that funny after 9 years. πŸ™‚

  3. No kidding! Too many good choices. Can I do them simultaneously – eating as much as I can lift while pulling the legs off insects, running on a treadmill and the old standby, lashing out at someone else? Sounds like an ideal world to me πŸ™‚

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