So my wife finished a half marathon this weekend and she is training to run a full marathon in March. This is no small accomplishment, but is even greater when you consider she had never run more than a mile at one time prior to May. She looks like a different person. I could not be prouder.
Ethan and I had an interesting weekend at home. The gas company apparently put too much of the additive to make natural gas smell in the line.
We had the fire department out twice and the gas company twice before they confirmed that we did not have a leak. It was just so strong that every time the hot water heater came on, the whole house stunk. Grumble grumble.
Not much else happeningâ¦missed churchâ¦well didnât really miss it, but I was absent because of the gas leak.
Ethan starts kindergarten today. But we already met with his teacher twice so first day seems rather anticlimactic.
Ohâ¦one of my friends at work resigned today. He was from Australia and did not appreciate my Steve Irwin impersonation. Oh well, that is me Mr. Insensitive. Why couldnât it have been the Wiggles? Why? I mean really Captain Feathersword is a pirate. Why doesnât he ever run his sword through someone? Jeff is always asleep. Just cut off his frigginâ head of already.
Wake up Jeffâ¦we cut your stupid head off
Wake up Jeffâ¦you really are screwed
Wake up Jeffâ¦you lazy fâin bastard
Wake up Jeffâ¦we wrote you off the show
They could do a special on it, staring Meredith Baxter Burney. âA Very Special Wiggles.â âHey kidsâ¦we are sorry to tell you that the actor Jeff Phatt asked for a raise and so we had to kill Jeff Wiggle, the character. But the show must go onâ¦no biggieâ¦it is not like he ever sung or anythingâ¦and who likes purple anyway. Here is Doug, he wears orange and has the catch phrase âgit git gooââ
Dorothy the dinosaur better kiss my ever-loving butt if she knows what is good for her.
â¦wowâ¦that came out of no whereâ¦too much caffeineâ¦ bye bye for now.