This morning when I got to work I was a little groggy. I was having trouble engaging in work. But then I saw the apple. I meditated on the apple while consuming my first cup of coffee. Miraculously I perked up and now I am fully alert. It is a miracle. Deity manifest in produce.
I do not want to be selfish. So I am willing to share my apple with the world. For the low low price of $700, I would be willing to part with this relic.
Miracles do happen! Happy Thursday.
Noise in the Void 
and really, it’s worth so much more than $700. I’m sure that the coffee had nothing whatsoever to do with your being alert. It’s a miracle apple.
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You could so market this in an informercial! It could be the MirApple! Yes, for only $19.95, you to can achieve enlightenment, pure joy and a clean colon.
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I am more of a Windows guy myself… but good luck with that.
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Mankind cannot serve both God and Macintosh.
Get a grip. Buy peaches.
BJC
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So shall it be written, so shall it be done.
BJC
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I just want you to know that Phil and i are laughing out loud hysterically! We miss you guys!
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