This morning when I got to work I was a little groggy. I was having trouble engaging in work. But then I saw the apple. I meditated on the apple while consuming my first cup of coffee. Miraculously I perked up and now I am fully alert. It is a miracle. Deity manifest in produce.
I do not want to be selfish. So I am willing to share my apple with the world. For the low low price of $700, I would be willing to part with this relic.
Miracles do happen! Happy Thursday.