Complete strangers have been really chatty recently. I have had a number of people strike conversations up with me at Starbucks, Yum Yum CafÃ©, and Safeway. I thought it was kinds of odd. I mean it is not that I am rude, but I tend to keep to myself and the people around me do too. That is until recently. I could not for the life of me figure out what the heck was going on until yesterday at lunch I happened to glance at my hand at the same time some woman started talking to me. Then it dawned on me; all these friendly people were women.
So as it turns out humidity and obesity do not mix well, at least for jewelry. I cannot wear my wedding band until it get it â€œadjustedâ€ (Supersized). I was forced to wonder are these people hitting on me? I canâ€™t imagine whyâ€¦I am in a fat and nasty state of my life. But I could not come up with a plausible alternative. I guess I must be a magnet for people with low self esteem (trust me, you can do better). I think I will be visiting the jewelers this weekend and get my invisibility shield repaired.