Yeah, I remember when you used to chew your toenails, I wouldn’t think the Larabar would bother you that much.
So am I to understand that a man of your stature is ABLE to reach his toes with his mouth….I don’t know if I should be frightened or happy for your wife!
Please, Ben…give up this crazy habit! If not for yourself then do it for Ethan…for Ethan, man! You CAN and WILL survive…foot-love is a very complicated thing, rooted mostly in childhood disappointments and trauma, but with enough shock treatments and positive thinking, you just might make it. I will be holding a prayer service for your deliverance tonite!
I DON’T HAVE A PROBLEM. I can quit anytime. I am not hurting anyone. This is a victimless crime.
Oh who am I kidding?! I need help. I have sinned!
If you are in a real jam?
Just tell the Devil to shoe.
It will nail him to the wall.
and send minions will follow in toe.
Give him a foot and he’ll take a mile.
I’m telling you, brother…
Sock it to the Devil.
I wanna know why Kris should be happy for your wife.
She should be happy for Jenn, because Jenn is in Fairfield at the moment, where they’re currently NOT eating feet.
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