I instinctively cringed when I reread my blog entry from yesterday. I went to delete it, but Craig had already commented on it. So I left it.
Let me be clear here. I hate January and February. Nothing good happens in these months and they should be stricken from the calendar. I feel like my head is wrapped in gauze during winter. Then spring comes and suddenly I am optimistic again.
I have thought of two coping strategies. Neither is very practical. 1st find a job that requires me and my family to relocate to Australia or Brazil for the North American winter months. So far, no luck on that front.
Second, take a hint from my bear brethren and sleep through the winter. While this used to work well except for working hours when I was single, it is not exactly family friendly to stay in bed all day.
Since neither of my coping strategies is practical, I am left to publicly whine on my blog. You the unfortunate reader of this drivel are the victim of this ineffective method of dealing with my lack of solar exposure. Be assured that funny Ben will be out again in spring (sometime around Daylight Savings). Until then, read this crap at your own peril.
You have been warned.
Oh godâ€¦Kate Bush is playing on the radioâ€¦hide the sharp objects.