OK, so Jenn and I both got $50 Borders gift certificates for Christmas. I just got my books 5 books yesterday. Jenn looked through the bag and said, â€œOooo, these are good. I can read them too.â€ I said OK, and then looked at her purchases. Every last one of them was some sort of Jane Austin frilly lady in lace sitting by a lake and talking about her feelings while having her hair braided books. I said this was no fair. She could read all my books but I wouldnâ€™t want to touch any of hers. She responded that I needed to be more open minded. I told her if I were any more open minded I would sprout ovaries. I pointed out that my books were not particularly masculine but hers were definitely ultra feminine.
I am ranting. But since I am always right I thought I would share my wisdom with the world. Love me.
BTWâ€¦here is a list of the books I bought.
The Blind Assassin
Tuesdays with Morrie: An Old Man, a Young Man, and Life\’s Greatest Lesson