Turns out, I am a theologian and a political prognosticator as well. I always thought I was just a smart-ass who pulls things out of my butt. But as it turns out, some people actually take me seriously.
Having attained this new status, I now feel that I must share other heretical thoughts.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but Dick Cheney is the anti-Christ. I have proof and I will be making charts and timelines for distribution during my Winnebago national tour. Ethan will be my opener. He will sing âThe Lordâs Armyâ while soiling on a picture of a liberal. (it is very moving)
Yes it turns out that my personal hero, Dick Cheney, is mentioned twice in the same chapter of Revelations 13. 13! A booga booga booga. Although I am not sure how he is concealing his 666s on that big fat bald head of his. Truly my heart is broken.
So here is my proof:
âOne of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was astonished and followed the beast.â
Can you say 3 heart attacks?
âHe exercised all the authority of the first beast on his behalf, and made the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beastâ¦â
George Bush is our friendâ¦George Bush is our friendâ¦
For more information on this and other posting in my blog, please pick up this weeks addition of the Weekly World News.
BTWâ¦the Raiders are agents of darkness.