Bulimia: An eating disorder characterized by episodic binge eating….it is often associated with measures taken to prevent weight gain, such as self-induced vomiting, the use of laxatives, dieting, or fasting. Also called bulimarexia , bulimia
I have a nickname at work. It could come in handy if I am ever embroiled in scandal and have to resort to selling used cars, Big Guy. Hey Big Guy, howâ€™s it going.
Translation: Hey fat guy I acknowledge your existence.
My wife has a plan to solve this. She is force feeding me fiber. She buys massive amounts of shredded wheat and triscuits. The end result (pun intended) I am as loose as a goose. I think she thinks that if I am constantly pooing I will loose weight. So farâ€¦it just makes for some nervous meetings at workâ€¦ \”oh please God, please end this meeting.\”
So by my calculation we are a Bulimia team. I take care of the bingeing part; she cleans me out with natural â€œlaxatives.â€ I wonder if this is an Olympic Team sport.