I noticed today that my Notary commission is about to expire. I gotta tell ya. Being a notary is not all it is cracked up to be. Sure the fame and notoriety are nice. But if I want a cape, I have to pay for it myself. I bet it is not even tax deductable. And really how many super villains are vanquished by the power of signature validation?
Yep, screw renewal. I am going to retire to my Fortress of Interruption.